How come everyone is so mean to me?

Generally one's wang should be kept out of sight. People are not to be blamed if they have a disapproving attitude towards people whose are visible. Actually long fingers are an advantage when playing the piano. If there is a dental school nearby you can probably get your teeth worked on for not a whole lot of money (You just need the time since everything takes longer with them). Wear long pants and nobody will see your knees.